Humor

Mar 08 23:35

Things I Miss About the 20th Century

1. The funnies in the newspaper really were funny. 2. Telephones sounded better and you didn't have to carry them everywhere you went. 3. Cars had more leg room and looked cooler. 4. TV was not 24/7/365. 5. TV shows and movies had real actors that looked like real people, not models. Remember Claude Akins? Ugly Badass!

Mar 08 23:27

Limericks I Wrote

Disclaimer: As anyone with a pulse knows, the dirtier limericks are always the funniest. So if you can’t handle X-rated content (or humor), what in the fuck are you doing on the goddamn fucking Internet, dumbshit?

 

It’s said that a handsome young sailor

Learns much from his very first jailer

For down in the brig