Poetry and Limericks

Oct 19 05:17

Pseudo-Shakespearean poem: "End of the Mainframes, Dawn of the Worms"

 Hark! What fetid flow emitteth from yon poxy boxen?

What foul wormlike connivance walketh from node to node, taking liberties unspeakable?

Mar 08 23:27

Limericks I Wrote

Disclaimer: As anyone with a pulse knows, the dirtier limericks are always the funniest. So if you can’t handle X-rated content (or humor), what in the fuck are you doing on the goddamn fucking Internet, dumbshit?

 

It’s said that a handsome young sailor

Learns much from his very first jailer

For down in the brig