Disclaimer: As anyone with a pulse knows, the dirtier limericks are always the funniest. So if you can’t handle X-rated content (or humor), what in the fuck are you doing on the goddamn fucking Internet, dumbshit?
Please forgive the formal sounding language here. I wrote this back in August 2007, and it must have been for something kind of formal, but I don’t remember what or why. Enjoy.
Purpose-built, Internet-facing servers (e.g., front-end web servers) have no need for n% of the functionality in their OSs and bundled applications. Yet these latter two groups of code are often the basis of the amplification and propagation of exploits.
Disclaimer: As anyone with a pulse knows, the dirtier limericks are always the funniest. So if you can’t handle X-rated content (or humor), what in the fuck are you doing on the goddamn fucking Internet, dumbshit? 
Purpose-built, Internet-facing servers (e.g., front-end web servers) have no need for n% of the functionality in their OSs and bundled applications. Yet these latter two groups of code are often the basis of the amplification and propagation of exploits.